February 2013
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This is a poem I'd like to call, "If I had a...
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Little Rant
I bugs me that men have such a hard time giving women an orgasm. It’s pretty simple guys, you have a tongue, you have words just use an inkling of creativity and you’ll be set! If you’re down there for long enough somethings gonna happen.  Tip- start out slow and steady, then go faster if you want, but reps are key. No excuse dudes. 
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April 2012
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Listening to
“Thinkin bout you” Frank Ocean, on repeat, fuck, can’t get enough of this fucking song…
Apr 20th
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Apr 18th
Fuck
Its three in the morning, why the fuck am I still up? maybe i should eat my calzone
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
Just got mad at my brother who is ten years younger then me while playing dnd, ended up getting in a wrestling match with him, and made him cry. Still was mad, he was the first to apologize. I am about to turn twenty…  Fuck
Apr 13th
WatchWatch
I love this one too, so much, it’s what i wish my life was like, without the depressing melancholy sound in the background.
Apr 9th
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WatchWatch
I love this song, it would be a beautiful woman if embodied in a person
Apr 9th
Am I the only guy who
does NOT understand the ridiculously photogenic guy meme. 
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March 2012
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Things women on tumblr LOVE
1. Jim Carrey 2. Pizza 3. GIFs ! ! ! 4. Sex 5. Posting angst about sex 6. Cats
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Mar 8th
:/
Ever Since I started following Slime Troop, there has been no need to look anything up.
Mar 8th
me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
Mar 6th
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